A Picture Worthy of 77 Words

I knew those Shrek glasses were a bad choice from the day my mother walked in the door with 'em.  Little did I know that such a benign purchase went beyond a momentary lapse in taste.

So now, aside from hazards posed by the rum & Newman's Limeade concoction with which I filled them (not to mention the Marlboro Reds I was puffing with my free hand), I also have had the pleasure of cadmium consumption!

Nice work, McDonald's!